I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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