I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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