Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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