Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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