I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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