if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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