so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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