Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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