butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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