Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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