I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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