Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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