3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I've blown a few things in my day
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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