yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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