i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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