So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
A bitchslap is in order.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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