batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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