Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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