i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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