we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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