you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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