Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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