Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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