420 ftw
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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