You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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