he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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