I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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