She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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