Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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