im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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