we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You're a waste of cheezeits
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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