talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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