I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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