would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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