that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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