yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
worst night to have a conscience
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
All the doctor said was why
soo... how was my night?
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