so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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