the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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