sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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