dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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