Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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