I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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