it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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