therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
you never un-have a 4some
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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