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• (518): View more from New York

  I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?

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• (530): View more from California

  Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger

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