His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.