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So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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