somebody snuck up and got me drunk
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast