I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
As shirtless as possible
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
All the doctor said was why