She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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