My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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