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I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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