I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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