question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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