Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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