I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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