vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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