"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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