You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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