Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
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She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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