What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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